So this morning, I made breakfast for Garvey. Eggs, sausage, waffles… the usual.  Of course, he is absolutely against anything that resembles a normal sitting down and eating situation, so he wanders around, naked of course because we are potty training and it is summertime. I said “Garvey go sit down and eat your breakfast…NOW!” He said, “No mommy, I play with penis” and grabs his penis and giggles happily.

Now I know why he eats his sausage first…

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