So I pick Garvey up from his sitter this evening and tell him we have to go to the store. 

We are in the store and he comes up behind me and delivers a resounding slap to my behind. I said “Garvey that’s not nice, that’s Mommy’s butt!” Garvey says, “But your butt butt is so bigggggg Mommy, Jeeeeesus!!!” and shakes his head and walks away.